Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a bottle of the Rare and Elusive Naughty Goblin Bubbles. Here's what to do next:
- Chill it. CHILL IT. CHILL IT GOOD. Upright, for as long as possible in the coldest recesses of the refrigerator; and then in the freezer for 20 minutes before you carefully pop the crown cap (set your timer!).
- Remove the cap gently but swiftly.
- Have a glass in hand when you open it, and one on standby for the next pour.
- Embrace the cloud of delicious.