(the hornswoggle)

(THE STORY):

Pure deliciousness; and unabashed more, please. You may have heard a rumor here and there about a mysterious top-secret label. Ah, dear friends, because one thing inevitably leads to another, 

we bring you

(the hornswoggle).

Drink it and love us again.

Speaking of rumors, there's a buzz about; could it be that BUZZ Wine Beer Shop in downtown Los Angeles has the only West Coast allocation of (the hornswoggle) ... in magnums?

(Yes.)

East Coast: After a months-long, mysterious side trip to who-knows-where, your allocation of delicious FINALLY has arrived in New York! Be on the lookout! 

Questions? Just ask.