Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a bottle of the Rare and Elusive Naughty Goblin Bubbles. Here's what to do next:

  1. Chill it. CHILL IT. CHILL IT GOOD. Upright, for as long as possible in the coldest recesses of the refrigerator; and then in the freezer for 20-30 minutes before you carefully pop the crown cap (set your timer!).
  2. Remove the cap gently but swiftly, ideally over the sink, or a lawn, or patio; anywhere you won't grumble about having to wipe up extra effusiveness.
  3. Have a glass in hand when you open it, and one on standby for the next pour.
  4. Embrace the cloud of delicious.